Well the writer (Not NED!) got married on St. Patty’s day! Never fear there are going to be more dating mishaps for Ned though!!
Oh yeah that girl I IM’d for a long time.. yeah we met for lunch and got engaged!
While planning the wedding she kept telling me she wanted Pachelbel’s canon in D instead of the wedding march. All i heard was taco bell.. guess I was hungry… anyways I couldn’t get the vision of a chihuahua pulling a canon out of my head so there.. my gift to you!
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I was at a christmas party with some friends who are funeral directors. They were trying to convince my sister-in-law (who is a fantastic singer) that she should come sing for funerals as they have a hard time finding funeral singers. The idea for this comic just popped in my head… yes I am twisted..
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Due to the anyone can contribute to them nature of Wiki’s I highly advise that you use common sense when reading ones about how to talk to girls.
trust me..
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| So Ned finally talks to Teresa Penney and compares her eyes to the ocean at low tide. come on guys.. you have said some stupid things to girls before.. surely im not the only one. Well maybe so .. but at least the stupid things I say are funny
Interestingly enough in real life I had just started to have casual conversations with a girl that would later make Ned forget all about Teresa. |
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Ned tries to explain in a flashback (apparently in a deep, very cool voice) why he is wearing a T-Shirt that says plan A
Basically i got to the third panel and forgot my punchline while watching a trailer to a movie.. so there you have it
So I added some girls to the comic strip. We had an idea for a story line involving Ned and his Obsession with a girl named Teresa Penny mainly because I was obsessed with a girl for a long time and my friends laughed at me a lot when I talked about what was going on so I figured people would probably laugh at Ned too…. then I realized people might like Ned more than me
Also the initials of these characters are an inside joke to all the Uber geeks out there…
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